Not Me

I administered a test this past Saturday, EASY money! Its so easy I almost like doing it! So I had been in College Station Thursday and Friday for a GREAT conference on Islam and the Middle East. SO interesting! I have been teaching alot of things WRONG! So interesting how many stereotypes we use and how many issues are political and NOT religious! (the burka, sunni/shi'a, forcing or outlawing wearing a veil) Anyway back to things I DID NOT DO...

I was very sleepy during the test and felt like I was nodding off BUT I was WALKING around!!! SO I took make breaks and forced down nasty coffee to survive. On one break my stomach was growling. I had only had a banana for breakfast. But no matter how hungry I was I would NEVER dig through the office refrigerator and take a few things out of lunch boxes! That's rude and I am above that.

Speaking of NOT eating peoples food... I have many strange ulcers on the sides of my mouth and under my tongue. Luckily I have the Worlds greatest and smartest MIL (mother in law) she once told me to eat yogurt. We didn't have any though. I certainly would never eat a yobaby. I would get out in the cold cold rain and get my own...

Today Lauren and I took the babies to play at our new Yogurtville. Yogurt is healthy and goof for you. I love taking opportunities to model healthy eating for my babies....The bottom IS yogurt (vanilla, strawberry-banana, raspberry and tart)

ok, so maybe this wasnt my finest model of healthy eating, but they are too young to REALLY know right???

After all no one is perfect. And as runner up for mother of the year (MOTY) I would NEVER give my child and niece some of those "healthy" toppings...

I would also NEVER create this birthday party invitation for my sweet niece Kennedy, who I do NOT call KenNAUGHTY, Nods for short:)