Not Me Monday

I wouldn't dress my daughter in boy clothes because I thought the tee shirt (Pink Floyd) was cuter than the girl ones and matched her pink pumas perfectly!

I wouldn't teach my child to DANCE to Britney Spears (her favorite song is 3) and I wouldn't download the "it's Britney" app the second is was available and I wouldn't put Hadley's face as a backup dancer...

I have NOT eaten the rest of my daughters grilled cheese, fruit bar, nuggets and jello...

Its me or the dog getting it and Molly (the dog) didn't go to the store to buy it!

I would NOT blame a loud echoing toot in a silent store on my innocent baby...

1st of all I don't toot, and IF I did I'd claim it...

I wouldn't blame the smell on a "poopy diaper" either... That's just tacky...

I wouldn't blog about my stinky toots...

I wouldn't go over to friends house Sunday and realize the last shower I had was Friday...

I wouldn't drive through McDonalds for lunch and feed my kid a veggie burger and green beans while I feasted on a happy meal... Hey, I gave her the my little pony toy...

I wouldn't try and HELP Lauren's cake misfortune by "making" a owl smash cake...

I would never think a rat tail is funny!
I would definatly NEVER make Had's hair into a rat tail in the tub just to make myself laugh...