The last impulse buy of my life

Sunday we were dressed and ready for church and Hadley had a melt down. J and I decided we weren't going to drop her at the nursery for an hour and a half to scream. So we put on play clothes and went to fancy walmart.

(different that regular walmart- the new(er) Plano walmart has wood floors and is "fancy")

We had shopped and got more that we needed.

I NEEDED these. No, I did! REALLY!

In the check out line the conveyor belt is full. J is at the end putting bags in the cart and I am speed reading the trash magazines J wont let me buy (because "they are filthy and I should be embarrassed I read them") Hadley is juggling a flashlight bigger than her and two lint rollers-
apple didn't fall far... from her Daddy... duh.
I see this facial hair removal thing that looks like mini sand paper and GUARANTEES less facial hair forever, and the box wouldn't lie! So I toss it on the conveyor.

Worker scans it....

scan again...

I tell him it was $3.88.

scan again...

worker looking around...

Jared is dying laughing because we both know whats coming...

"Hairy Lady on Register 5 Needs a Price Check on Moustache Remover. Mustache remover price check on register 5"

I start panicking IT'S THREE EIGHT EIGHT ITS THREE EIGHT EIGHT! FORGET IT! I DON'T NEED (let's be serious-WANT) it!!!

Luckily he has pitty on me the now sweaty moustache lady wrestling large flash lights and multiple lint rollers away from a toddler while a embarrassed out of breath from laughter husband watches from a safe distance.

This will be the last thing I throw on the conveyer at Walmart, besides a trashy magazine.