not me monday

Joining McMamma today

I didn't type joining because i couldn't spell what i wanted to write correctly..

I didn't post on facebook that I threw spanks away at the Gingerman Saturday night.  Right after I didn't take a picture and tell everyone I should be on the news, at least as a weather girl.

This is my "news girl" picture and Judie's husband.

I didn't buy TWO discipline/ parenting books for my "strong willed child" perfect child yesterday. 

I an not hiding at the computer to get away from the whining toddler that has taken over my sweet child.

I did not just google quicktrim because I'd rather take diet pills than starve and work out.

I did not decide to scratch it all and go buy groceries...