Not Me Monday

I don't still wear my maternity underwear... (Had was born 6 1/2 months ago...)

I would never attempt to make my own baby food (to save $$$) and spend almost $200 trying to do it...

I wouldn't use the new food processor box (with directions still inside) as my trash can for wrappers, peels etc...

Therefore I wouldn't spend a good 45 minutes trying to figure out HOW to make the top fit onto the bowl part...

So , since I wasn't at Sprouts I didn't let Hadley tried to sleep in the seat of the cart...

I wouldn't have walked a few feet away to look at the organic produce and over hear a stranger say "if that were MY baby, I wouldn't leave her alone in the middle of the store!" [if i were Lauren I would have come up with something cleaver and smart ass to say back, instead of laughing at her and politely smiling]

I would have researched what types of foods are appropriate for a 6 month old and since blueberries are on the 8 month old list I would never try to feed them to Hadley...

And when she refused to eat the Blueberry, apples and banana mix with a scoop of formula to make thicker after adding toooooooo much water, I defiantly wouldn't eat it myself...

And I would NEVER back into the garage door, pull to far forward in the drive way with the garage door closed, swipe the fence trying to get into the drive way or dent the sheet rock from not stopping in the garage in time... I am an EXCELLENT driver! So I am BAFFLED (haha, I'm funny) why my husband SURPRISED me with this!