Not Me Monday- Mothers Day edition

Getting back into McMamma's "Not Me Monday" Posts


What a wonderful Mother's Day! We celebrated Saturday at Sugar's with Nonna too. I am such a good mother. Lauren is too. We are good mothers because we were raised by a good mother, Sugar. Sugar and Big were raised by good mothers too Nonna and Mimi.

Seriously. Look at these angels...



playing so sweetly.

Always smiling for the camera when asked...

This one was a miracle shot. She had a pouty face with pachie in her mouth and When I said "Nod's can you take your pachie out?" this is what I got. (remember, perfectness is genetic)

Good mothers let their children eat in peace at the table with the rest of the family. We would never move a high chair so a sweet baby could eat and watch Wonder Pets. I wouldn't allow my wonderful, well behaved child to crawl under Nod's high chair and disturb her.

I wouldn't stand by and watch my perfect child PUSH the high chair (with Nod's in it) around the living room...

Because I am a perfect mother, know when situations are "going to end bad..."

And When that high chair wouldn't roll past the piano and a toe got caught under a wheel, I would rush to comfort my child immediately, not take a picture first...



My child would never eat dirt. She has been raised better...

(She MAY be showing off her dirt tongue to her cousin...)

Our perfect parenting has let to perfect kids... that would never go swimming in the dog bowl...