interview from a 2.5 year old

1. What is something Mommy always says to you?

no

2. What makes Mommy happy?

poop

3. What makes Mommy sad?

poop in the panties

4. How does Mommy make you laugh?

I don’t know

5. What was Mommy like as a child?

um, uh… stayed in the car sear

6. How old is Mommy?

2

7. How tall is Mommy?

I don’t know

8. What is Mommy's favorite thing to do?

I don’t know

9. What does Mommy do when you're not around?

I don’t know


10. If Mommy becomes famous, what will it be for?

cinderella

11. What is Mommy really good at?

cinderella


12. What is Mommy not very good at?

monsters

13. What does Mommy do for her job?

mommy goes to her school. But daddy works in the garage.


14. What is Mommy's favorite food?

salad and I like um… noodles


15. What makes you proud of Mommy?

pooping in the potty

16. If Mommy were a cartoon character, who would she be?

the TV

17. What do you and Mommy do together?

I don’t know
18. How are you and Mommy the same?

I don’t know

19. How are you and Mommy different?

your daisy duck

20. How do you know Mommy loves you?

kisses

21. Where is Mommy's favorite place to go?

right here